February 23, 2009

The Unfortunately meme

I was checking out some of my favorite websites and on Allsorts I found this little fun meme. I decided I would give it a try with my name and see what I come up with.

Here's how to play… just do a Google search of the phrase "unfortunately, _______" but put your first name in the blank (be sure to enclose it all in quotation marks).  The resultant phrases are hilarious if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor and an appreciation for random absurdity.

Heres my list:

Unfortunately Deannas back for one episode…

Unfortunately Deanna and other women come off like complete liars on these shows.

Unfortunately Deanna shocked many when she ultimately chose skateboarder Jesse Csincsak over the 32-year-old divorcé.

Unfortunately Deanna broke a few hearts on The Bachelorette

Unfortunately Deanna did say all along what she wanted; stability, marriage, family, etc….

Unfortunately Deanna does not get into the specifics on how to attract handsome, brown-eyed, Italian males.

Unfortunately Deanna was not on call that weekend so we had to labour without her.

Unfortunately Deanna is no stranger to heartache.

Unfortunately Deanna is absolutely comic by now.

Unfortunately, Deanna kidnapped Brian while Ivy was busy being happy that her stuffed lion is back.

Ok that was fun, try it for yourself and see what you come up with.

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February 24, 2009

Ryan @ 2:16 pm

-Unfortunately, Ryan has contracted an infection in the brain fluid

-Unfortunately, Ryan cannot forget how easily someone succeeded in coming between them and refuses to resume their relationship, although they remain friends

-Unfortunately Ryan starts using drugs with Beecher as his "get high" partner

-Unfortunately Ryan will be returning for a second senior year

-Unfortunately Ryan is no longer involved in Harper's Island

Man, that was rough!!!

February 25, 2009

Paul @ 9:30 am

Unfortunately, Paul & J-Man didn't spend Christmas Eve at Maam & Peep's house this year because Peep isn't feeling very well. Get Well Soon Peep!

Not too many gigs in the pipeline at present and unfortunately Paul has had to cancel all but one of the Cornish gigs previously listed.

We all have a spectrum of ability to help those in need; unfortunately, Paul’s need comes in the form of legal fees.

Unfortunately, Paul criticized the new boss.

Unfortunately Paul failed to score again that season, but as always his unselfish running created numerous goals and chances for everyone else.

Unfortunately, Paul had a very public falling out with Mr. Vegas over the packaging of the latter's remix of "Hot Gal Today."

Tammy Bowers @ 6:16 pm

Unfortunately, Tammy is not alone in her battle with obesity –

Unfortunately, Tammy ended up being struck down herself. After lingering in a coma for a few days, a weak Tammy suddenly awakened –

Unfortunately, Tammy had other ideas and didn't like having to share the house with three boisterous kittens.

Unfortunately, Tammy didn't prove to be quite as tame as his father – he took protecting his hens very seriously, attacking everyone – and much to our distress ended up as Easter lunch for someone the following year.

Unfortunately, Tammy's deep infatuation with Edmund was clearly spelled out in the diary and Casie became very concerned.

Unfortunately, Tammy seemed to be the driving force in the singing department, delivering rousing numbers like this one that make you regret the fact that you got out of bed this morning.

Unfortunately, Tammy's car goes through troubles as she encounters zombies as do Wray and Cherry which her right leg was torn off.

Unfortunately, Tammy did not avail herself of the necessary aftercare sessions and counseling, and perhaps, in part, as a consequence of this failure, she has continued to abuse alcohol.

Unfortunately, Tammy choked on her own vomit and died.

Oh man, my name has trouble. Please God, don't let any of these things happen to me!

February 26, 2009

Deanna @ 11:39 am

These crack me up. Thanks all for sharing. Ryan, we hope you wont have to return for a second senior year. Paul, sorry you had to cancel all but one of the cornish gigs. And Tammy, we will make sure you don't choke on your own vomit. :) Keep them coming, they crack me up.

June 11, 2009

Stacey @ 9:16 pm

"Unfortunately, Stacey was in the bathroom, so she came running out of the bathroom with her pants practically around her ankles."

"Unfortunately Stacey is getting her knifed up swag on."

"Unfortunately, Stacey got hit in the face accidently."

"Unfortunately Stacey is suffering from a classic case of dillusional complex!"

"Unfortunately, Stacey seems to have it less so together when guys are concerned."

"Unfortunately, Stacey ain't gonna' be naked on tonight's show. Drats!"

hehe…i found something better to do than studying for my next cpa exam!

June 12, 2009

Deanna @ 10:29 am

Ok Stacey, you win, those were the best so far, especially "so she came running out of the bathroom with her pants practically around her ankles." But really they are all so funny.

June 21, 2009

Amy @ 9:51 pm

Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank.

Unfortunately, Amy is now back to a catheter. Her buttonhole sites worked for about a year.

Unfortunately, Amy is immediately smitten with the well-dressed hunk.

Unfortunately Amy isn't going to listen to anyone. Not while she's being touted as a colossal waste of talent.

Unfortunately, Amy lost everyone's money. Her guilt led her to begin doing charity work, but this didn't suit Amy and everyone saw straight through it.

Unfortunately, Amy is the third alternate, which means she's on the team if something happens to three girls on the team.

Unfortunately, Amy was back to her worrying worst as she mumbled to herself, forgot the lyrics to her songs, flashed her underwear to the audience and leaned heavily on backing singers.

June 22, 2009

Deanna @ 9:22 am

Between you, Amy and Stacey, man those made me laugh hard. Thanks for sharing.

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